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INT. LISA'S KITCHEN - MORNING
Lisa has just peeled a banana for Kay and handed it to her.
Kay: "Thanks."
Lisa: "Thanks..? For the banana? Momma?"
Kay: "You're welcome."
Zoom in on Lisa's disappointed but amused face.
Cue applause.
Fade to black.
Roll credits.

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Me: "Your breath is stinky" [after Kayleigh ate a whole bunch of tomato-flavored Crunchies].
Kay: "Your socks are stinky."
x-)

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Kay: [Holding her Etch-A-Sketch] "Draw, Mommy.. Draw."
Me: "What do you want me to draw?"
Kay: "A girl."
Me: "We start with a head.. What else?"
Kay: "A shirt."
Me: "What else?"
Kay: "Eyes.. Mouth.. Legs.. Arms."
Me: "What else?"
Kay: "Wings."
<333

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Me: [Thinking added sugar at this hour probably isn't the best idea.] How about some.. animal crackers?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some.. water?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some.. sleep!
Kay: [Puts up a fit, crying.]
Me: Are you mad?
Kay: No. ..I'm really, REALLY MAD!
LOL! <3333

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Kay: Thank you...
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Me: [Pointing to each while counting] "One. Two. ..Two coins."
Kay: "..Three. Three coins."
Me: "No, no. One. Two. ..Two coins."
Kay: [Walking away] ". . .Three coins."
*smack*

Kay: "Two buttons!"
Me: "You mean, 'two magnets.'"
Kay: [Pause.] "Two magwits!"
Me: "No, no. Mag-nets."
Kay: "Magwits!"
Me: "Maaaaag. Nnnnnnets."
Kay: [Pause.] "One, two, three.. four, five..... FIVE MAGWITS!"
Me: "Five magwits.." *sigh* lol

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Me: Hmm. How about some turkey?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some noodles?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some beans?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some rice?
Kay: No, thank you.
Me: How about some ...lettuce??
Kay: [Pause.] How about some bear chocolates?
Me: How about some HUGS!

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Kay: [While jumping on the couch] "I'M JUMPING! I'M JUMPING!"
Me: "You're jumping! ...Wait a minute. Do you have a poo-poo diaper??"
[Pause]
Kay: "Yes."
Me: "Say: 'Mama, I have a poo-poo diaper'."
Kay: "No, thank you."
Me: [Slaps forehead]

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Drink It.

Kay, with milk in hand and arm outstretched toward me: "Drink it."
Me: "No, thank you." [This usually works.]
Kay: [short pause.] "Um, hold it."
Me: "Okay.." [Grabs cup.]
Kay: "DRINK IT!"
Me: "Sigh. Okay." [Pretends to drink from cup.]
Kay: "Thank youuuuu."

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