CHAT
- Kay: [While jumping on the couch] "I'M JUMPING! I'M JUMPING!"
- Me: "You're jumping! ...Wait a minute. Do you have a poo-poo diaper??"
- [Pause]
- Kay: "Yes."
- Me: "Say: 'Mama, I have a poo-poo diaper'."
- Kay: "No, thank you."
- Me: [Slaps forehead]
